I Like to Type

At first my thinking was “I Like  to Write” but that’s not entirely true. More than anything I just like typing fast. It has a rhythmic relaxing sensation. If you can’t type fast you wouldn’t understand. The best is when the sentences and words flow from left to right down the keyboard, that’s my favorite. [...]

Free Stuff

Pretty sure I’ve never heard someone say “Let me give you a little bit of free advice” followed by something that didn’t irritate me. A lot of folks like free things. I saw the “NO WE WILL NOT PAY $3.99 A MONTH TO USE FACEBOOK” group (which by the way was just a rumor) with [...]

Three Great Ideas

I feel like a genius, great ideas keep coming to me too fast to even write a single one down. I have three right now.
Green Corn
As I was laying around hating myself for deciding to get my money’s worth at all you can drink 10-2 saturday night the topic of corn came up. I view [...]

Here It Goes Again

Right around the time you’re giving up on that New Years resolution…

Ben Eubank – Add as Friend

I should be writing about Day 2 in Atlanta right now but that’s very long, time consuming, and I just feel the need to rant about Facebook a little.
For the most part Facebook isn’t so bad. I get obliterated, people take pictures of me, it goes on my page for all my coworkers to see. [...]

Day 1 in Atlanta

The Unabridged Version

Lessons Learned

We didn’t have many to be honest and some of them might seem obvious now but here’s the short list:
- Make good use of cheap public transport.
- buy Thursday night; the tickets are gone by Friday morning
- always observe the maps otherwise you’ll end up drinking at joes
- bums have no Damn clue how to [...]

The oathbreaker

Thanks for leaving me to the bums

Gonna look so fine

Bought James some sweet women’s pants and a book club shirt. We had to walk the ghetto get these sexy clothes

Yep, there’s a task for that too

I didn’t include our task list before because we wrote it on the plane but here it is… albeit incomplete and from my phone.
- get a girl’s phone number
- shake a police officer’s hand
- take a handful of mints
- get a girl in a red top to write on your body
- get girl to buy [...]