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	<description>I&#039;m Perfect</description>
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		<title>Hot Summer Months</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Act fast because time is running out. The supply of available significant others is about to run thin in the Midwest. Based on purely anecdotal evidence and backed with self made theories I think are rock solid I&#8217;ve devised a chart that brings together the singles market for any particular year. Dark red being the hottest times to find [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/07/15/the-circle-of-life/</link>
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		<title>No Option</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Choice sucks. Obviously that statement is taken to a extreme but for the purpose of writing this I&#8217;m going to stick to it. The root of all choice problems can be identified with Subway. It&#8217;s their pointless and tedious sandwich creation system that has turned me into sounding like someone out of Ninteen Eighty-Four. Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/07/03/no-option/</link>
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		<title>Thanks Pals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few months back in a small spur of inspiration I went to Costco and purchased a book of one hundred stamps. Having received a letter delivered by the mailman that was not junk it occurred to me that I like to get things that aren&#8217;t from Verizon, Sprint, ComEd, The Government, Allstate or Someone&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/06/01/thanks-pals/</link>
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		<title>The Bland World of Tech News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gizmodo, CNET, PC World, Wired, eWeek, CNN&#8230; you are all failing me, and don&#8217;t feel bad, you&#8217;re not the only ones. Is it because talking about anything related to Apple raises hits on your site the reason about 25% of your articles are something related to the company? Please find something new and nerdy to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/04/25/the-bland-world-of-tech-news/</link>
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		<title>No Photo Selected problem in Lightroom 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll keep this short. It might not ever happen to you, probably because you don&#8217;t use Adobe Lightroom. Recently I had to reformat and do a reinstall because I was clinging to the Windows 7 Beta for dear life never wanting to have to redo everything all over again. Unfortunately having the computer reset rather [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/04/17/no-photo-selected-problem-in-lightroom-2/</link>
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		<title>Someone Answer the Door</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If I could just make a few more dollars a year...]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/04/02/someone-answer-the-door/</link>
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		<title>How to Be Internet Creepy</title>
		<description><![CDATA[When living with your parents at 40 isn't good enough.]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/03/23/how-to-be-internet-creepy/</link>
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		<title>Now It&#8217;s Open to Everyone</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It's Random Trip Time Again. No you can't come, yes you can be part of the fun.]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/03/19/now-its-open-to-everyone/</link>
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		<title>It has 10X Zoom And 12.1MP!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Let's face it, you don't know shit about buying a new camera.]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/03/08/it-has-10x-zoom-and-12-1mp/</link>
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		<title>Owl City and my 15 Seconds of Pure Fame</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The irony of it all...]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/02/25/owl-city-and-my-15-seconds-of-pure-fame/</link>
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