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		<title>Mom&#8217;s Journal</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Two weeks before my delivery date the doctor thought there was a slight possibility of twins. He wasn&#8217;t the only one. Strangers asked me often (because of my size) if there was a chance of twins. However, from very early in my pregnancy 99% of everyone to wager a guess, guessed it would be a boy. I intuitively felt [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2011/05/07/moms-journal/</link>
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		<title>Subway: Redefining Meats Since 1965</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What the hell Subway. Cold Cut Combo &#8211; That&#8217;s Bologna, Salami and Ham. But wait, what&#8217;s that you say? (All Meats Are Turkey Based). Okay assholes let&#8217;s go ahead and look up the definition of Ham: meat cut from the thigh of a hog. There&#8217;s a few others but they basically all the say the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2011/01/05/subway-redefining-meats-since-1965/</link>
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		<title>Android Apps</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Just because I&#8217;m a &#8220;Geek&#8221; or &#8220;Techy&#8221; or whatever it is you want to call me does not mean I&#8217;m recommending the following apps for those reasons. These are apps that everyone should at least consider. Unlike iOS (iPhone/iPod Touch/iPad) Android allows us to do much more with customization. In my opinion, too much, for [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2011/01/02/android-apps/</link>
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		<title>Cat Photos Account For Approximately 82% Of All Web Storage</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Not to beat a dead horse but I&#8217;m going to.  This topic gets covered by people all the time on the Web. It&#8217;s the zombie apocalypse of photography sharing, infections and unstoppable. The things everyone wishes you&#8217;d stop taking pictures of and posting. Here are my top five least favorite types of photographs to run across on [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/12/31/catphotos/</link>
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		<title>Nerds</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So many people I know have at one point in time called me a Nerd or Geek. While I find the word &#8220;Geek&#8221; some what acceptable (and possibly appropriate) I want to stand up and say one thing right now; I am not a nerd.  To me a geek is someone who likes to learn [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/12/30/nerds/</link>
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		<title>Hot Summer Months</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Act fast because time is running out. The supply of available significant others is about to run thin in the Midwest. Based on purely anecdotal evidence and backed with self made theories I think are rock solid I&#8217;ve devised a chart that brings together the singles market for any particular year. Dark red being the hottest times to find [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/07/15/the-circle-of-life/</link>
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		<title>No Option</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Choice sucks. Obviously that statement is taken to a extreme but for the purpose of writing this I&#8217;m going to stick to it. The root of all choice problems can be identified with Subway. It&#8217;s their pointless and tedious sandwich creation system that has turned me into sounding like someone out of Ninteen Eighty-Four. Here&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/07/03/no-option/</link>
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		<title>Thanks Pals</title>
		<description><![CDATA[A few months back in a small spur of inspiration I went to Costco and purchased a book of one hundred stamps. Having received a letter delivered by the mailman that was not junk it occurred to me that I like to get things that aren&#8217;t from Verizon, Sprint, ComEd, The Government, Allstate or Someone&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/06/01/thanks-pals/</link>
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		<title>The Bland World of Tech News</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Gizmodo, CNET, PC World, Wired, eWeek, CNN&#8230; you are all failing me, and don&#8217;t feel bad, you&#8217;re not the only ones. Is it because talking about anything related to Apple raises hits on your site the reason about 25% of your articles are something related to the company? Please find something new and nerdy to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/04/25/the-bland-world-of-tech-news/</link>
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		<title>No Photo Selected problem in Lightroom 2</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ll keep this short. It might not ever happen to you, probably because you don&#8217;t use Adobe Lightroom. Recently I had to reformat and do a reinstall because I was clinging to the Windows 7 Beta for dear life never wanting to have to redo everything all over again. Unfortunately having the computer reset rather [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://benisntfunny.com/2010/04/17/no-photo-selected-problem-in-lightroom-2/</link>
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