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Thanks for leaving me to the bums

Bought James some sweet women’s pants and a book club shirt. We had to walk the ghetto get these sexy clothes

11pm we are at a shit holebar in Atlanta near the airport. The night sorta sucks to be honest. I have a stomach ache and joes,the bar we are supposed to go to sucks. It turns around from there. Soon after we leave joes, James jumps a bush and we hang at the Marriott bar till close…. then some other bar. Complete
a few tasks to be shown later and meet Jessica and Dan who are pretty cool. Dan, thanks for the shot at the Marriott. I hope you enjoy the flag football.

We both got em

Traffic sucked but we’re here and waiting to take off. Thanks to judge d for the ride to the airport.

Well, I never thought this site would come into use but I alsmost haev to admit we probably couldn’t have done it without it. Airline ticket sites and all those discount sites that aggregate them are very hard to use when you don’t have a destination in mind.

Unfortunately due to our flight time we will not be able to pick out a sweet set of clothes for the evening. That just means we have a lot of work to do come Saturday and in on to Sunday.

Another interesting tidbit. The flight back had no seats available for me, but still sold me a ticket. Maybe I’ll get to stay behind and earn a sweet voucher or something.

An important part of the trip will be the “Klepto Challenge”. This involves a series of items being stolen and photographed for admission to the judges to decide upon later which is the best.

I’d be lying if I didn’t admit it was a fairly easy process to pick judges.

Kallie has impressed James and I on more than one occasion by blowing big numbers on the Sharper Image Breathalyzer. Her ability to drink to the point that most people would die and her demanding to be a judge made it an easy selection.

Brandon was selected in lieu of Heather. Sorry Heather, it’s nothing against you we just had too many girls. It was important to select judges that we both knew even though the judges will not know who captured what. Brandon is also excellent at making fun of Heather and bad football players. We both also both enjoy teasing Heather so an agreement was made to pick Brandon after a text message conversation confirming his dedication.

Diane of course was another one of those who demanded to be a judge. Really I have zero faith in her judging abilities but she’s cute and was around when we originally formulated this plan. Diane’s bad taste in college sports teams really brings her judgement into serious question.

Judging will be done upon returning, if we do, from the trip. Winner receives the title of Awesome.

Friday November 6, 2009 James and I will hopefully start on a Journey. We will be purchasing mostly random plane tickets to somewhere in America. We will venture there and complete 20 tasks (to be added later). Here are the starting rules we have created. Hopefully we can turn this into a bigger thing.

TRAVEL RULES

Packing

• There will be no checked luggage.
• Aside from socks and underwear, all packed clothing must be worn during travel.
• Additional clothing is to be purchased at the destination’s local thrift store. If no thrift store is present, Wal-mart, Target, or cheap alternative will suffice.
• Each participant’s clothing will be selected and paid for by other participants.

Checklist Challenge

• Each participant will come up with 20 challenges. All participants’ challenges will be put into a single list and filtered to 30 total challenges.
• The first participant to vocally identify a challenge to complete will have dibs. A subsequent participant will take a picture of the accomplishment for the Awesome Board.
• The Awesome Board will contain the list of all 30 challenges and the picture of its completion.
• The participant with the most number of challenges completed will be dubbed the winner to the Checklist Challenge with bragging rights.

Klepto Challenge

• Each participant is to steal 5 items of awesomeness.
• Each participant is to submit top 3 items to judge.
• Judges are to be selected prior to trip departure.
• Submissions are to contain photo of awesome stolen item at its original location prior to being stolen.
• Photo submissions are to remain anonymous and are to be submitted together from a single participant to the selected judge.
• The participant with the most awesome photo submission will be dubbed the winner to the Klepto Challenge with bragging rights.

General

• Participants are to always be located at the same location. No participants are to be left behind.
• Public urination leads to a police presence and should be avoided.
• Contacting friends at the destination city is acceptable for joining up to party. Such friends will not lead the night’s adventures.

Local Transportation

• If public transportation is not readily available, a rental car is acceptable.

Lodging

• It is acceptable arrange to crash at any friends’ at the destination city.
• It is only appropriate to crash at someone’s place if the other participant has a place to sleep at the same location.