I Like to Type
At first my thinking was “I Like to Write” but that’s not entirely true. More than anything I just like typing fast. It has a rhythmic relaxing sensation. If you can’t type fast you wouldn’t understand. The best is when the sentences and words flow from left to right down the keyboard, that’s my favorite. Writing by hand is horrible. For starters my handwriting is atrocious. I have absolutely no consistency for when I use capital letters or not. a LOt of MY SENtencES wIll lOOK liKe THIS, except harder to read. On top of it being bad, I’m slow. In the time I takes me to write two sentences most people have finished a paragraph.
Once I thought it would be important to up my game in the penmanship field but as technology progresses I’ve decided to hone my skills elsewhere. At this point it almost feels like my hobby of drinking beer really fast has about as much use as nice handwriting. Pretty soon we’ll all be typing on the poorly named iPad for everything anyway right?
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Last night I was roaming around the internet looking for a new book to read. I’ve been busting through a few lately and wanted something that might take me a bit longer. So I found Infinite Jest and downloaded from the Sony eReader store, or whatever they’re calling it these days, only to find it was corrupted.
Downloading a messed up book is likely the best thing that has ever happened to me in the digital book world. Determined to read the damn thing I scoured the internet for a solution to my problem. I came across someone else who also bought my book in ePub format from Sony back in December and said something along the lines of “They said they would email me back when it was fixed but they never did so I just converted it and now it works.”
The process to convert a book sounded confusing because it was late at night and I just wanted to read. I tried about 300 (5) different ways to get the file on my reader without success and avoiding this conversion process. Then I contacted Sony via 24/7 Live Chat where I was connected to “Timothi” who was very wise and said “I recommend you try downloading the book again.”
Annoyed I decided to break down and do this conversion thing… download python… save these scripts, run file, insert keys… what… thefuck am I doing? I claim to be a developer by day but even this is a bit confusing yet some how some book geek on a message board and three hundred thank you comments lead me to believe it must be easy. It actually is too, as long as I don’t try to figure out anything myself and do exactly as the instructions say I’m golden and the book has been converted.
What does converted mean? It means I was able to strip off the Adobe DRM and convert the book to any eReader format I want. Now my books 33 purchased digital books can be used on any device. Hurray for freedom. Unfortunately I still think Sony makes the best readers at this point in time even if their store is crap, their support is outsourced and their software was developed by high school students for an intro to programming project.
